The Postcat and its "pet human" Jess are a reference to Postman Pat, a British animated show where the postman's cat is named Jess, and has a similar fur pattern.Neither sun, nor glare, nor heat of day stays this courier from the swift completion of his appointed rounds.ĭialogue This article on an NPC has an associated dialogue page.Ĭlick here for a transcript of possible conversations with this NPC. He delivers the post all across the desert, even as far as Al Kharid. The Postcat apparently has a pet human named Jess and tells the player to tell Jess to meet the cat in Pollnivneach. The Postcat gives additional dialogue if the player is wearing a catspeak amulet or a cramulet. The player can either wait at any place along the route or search going in a clock-wise direction to find it faster. It takes about 8-9 minutes to complete one loop. The Postcat follows an anti-clockwise path starting north-west of the Menaphos gates heading to Pollnivneach, Shanty Pass, the Mining Camp, the Bandit Camp, north-west corner of the pyramid, and back to Menaphos. It can be found in the main desert running to and from the Menaphos main gates. He's skull-rolled off this mortal coil.The Postcat is a cat that plays a part of Cats of Menaphos. He has a gravestone in the New Varrock graveyard which reads "Postie Pete.The player 'hints' it by saying "I have a strange feeling of deja vu". When he appears near Pirate Pete he will be talking like Murray the skull from the Monkey Island game series.When Pete appears nearby, a short jingle will play.Postie Pete carries his mail satchel in his mouth, but his chathead doesn't show that.If spoken to just as he's about to "head off", the message "Postie Pete is talking to someone - Don't you know it's rude to interrupt?" appears in the chatbox.Taverley, next to the player-owned house portalĭialogue This article on an NPC has an associated dialogue page.Ĭlick here for a transcript of possible conversations with this NPC.Phantuwti Fanstuwi Farsight's house in Seers' Village.Laughing Miner, a bar in east Keldagrim.Falador East Bank (also wanders south of the Artisans Workshop).Postie Pete can be found at the following locations: Postie Pete as he appears on his own postage stamp. It is possible that he is a spy or a scout for the Imperial Guard of Asgarnia because of the conversation players can have with him while at the Bandit Camp, and the conversation he has with Party Pete: "I'm here to see some white knights." He also mentions a "plan" that is very secretive with Noterazzo in his general store. Lanthus also says to Postie Pete that he should say hi to the kids for him, this showing that he must have children. However, this is debatable as in a letter's response, he completed the Lost City quest, which requires level 31 Crafting. According to Baba Yaga, Postie Pete's Crafting level is 1. He can speak over 1,000 languages including Wyvern, and usually tells a rather weak joke. He replaced the internal messaging delivery system of Daemonheim by jamming a spanner into the machine that ran it. In Postbag from the Hedge 40 it is implied by Mother Mallum that she had momentarily took control of Postie Pete's mind, suggesting that he is in some way alive, in order to write a reply to a postcard. In Postbag from the Hedge 19 it is implied that Postie Pete became a skull after being attacked by a dragon.ĭuring a conversation with Lanthus at Castle Wars Postie Pete mentions that he was cursed by a witch.